I came across this old school gas station which is now just a Rt. 66 souvenir shop. Fun in a kitschy kind of way, like many things in America. Like Graceland.
And then I went to the Hoover Dam in the middle of the tourist season in 120 degree heat, so you don't have to. Feel free to thank me at any time.
I wanted to go on a tour just to see if the guides really do ask "Now are there any dam questions?" To which I would have replied, "Yeah, where can I get some damn beer?"
But alas, the tour was $11 and the wait was an hour long, so I made like a shepherd and got the flock out of there.
No? How about this one:
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?